I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”
I can’t wait for the day that I get a small apartment in a big city with someone that I love. Like nothing excites me more, I find myself thinking about it at 3 am, my mind races, thinking about how we’ll decorate it. Be able to come home from work, make dinner together, hug them from behind while we wait. Eat and watch our favorite shows, go to bed, have mindblowing sex and not have to worry about being apart because we have each other in our arms every night when we drift off to sleep.
i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.